i'm awkward as hell and incredibly lame once you get to know me. i laugh a lot, mostly at myself. Science is my religion. Getting lost in the woods for an afternoon is my favorite past time.

We learned something new today. Er.
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True, but I don’t think, if challenged in court, it would hold up. The federal constitution (the 1st and 14th amendments) makes this unenforceable.
Is there any cases that prove otherwise?
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Woman v. The Government
- Woman: I cannot afford to have a child right now. Can I have birth control?
- Government: No.
- Woman: I got pregnant but I cannot afford to have a child and I'm not ready to be a parent. Can I have an abortion?
- Government: No.
- Woman: I had the child, but I cannot afford to raise him. Will you help me out?
- Government: No.
- Woman: I guess I'll have to give my child up for adoption.
- Barry and Steve: We would love to raise your child. We have been in a committed relationship for 15 years. We have steady careers and are very successful and financially stable. We love children and wish to provide a loving nurturing environment for your child. Would you be willing to give your child to us?
- Woman: Sure, as long as it's ok with the government.
- Government: No.
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make your body happy
Taking biology classes really helped me in acception myself and others like they are. The human body is absolutely fascinating. And being alive is a miracle in itself.
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Modesty is a philosophy that dehumanizes. It incites constant fear and vigilance in one sex while excusing the other of all responsibility. It’s immoral.
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